Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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