just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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