So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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