I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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