i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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