Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
did i just pee glitter
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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