and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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