Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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