You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drake has all the answers
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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