the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I think my fart just growled at me.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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