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  My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?

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  I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  who is the naked dude on the coffee table

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  thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude

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• (360): View more from Washington

  for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Come share oat with me in your robe

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