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(301): View more from Maryland

porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.

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(253): View more from Washington

I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door

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(773): View more from Illinois

so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse

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(713): View more from Texas

I looked at my own cervix.

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(949): View more from California

i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side

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(630): View more from Illinois

Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.

(217): View more from Illinois

Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke

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