Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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