I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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