Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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