those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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