I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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