I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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sex in a hospital.. check
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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