So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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