And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
My feet surprised me
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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