I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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