that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Randomize
