I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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