You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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