You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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