Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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