yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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