i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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His hands were made for my vagina.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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