Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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