this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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