Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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