so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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