I have demons in me.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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