she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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