dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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