i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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