Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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