shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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