the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You made out with two different species that night
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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