Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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