distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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