And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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