How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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