So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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