They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I have feelings that need drinking.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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