am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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