Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
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Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?