I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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