I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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