Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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