just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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