Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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