think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Say something about gay babies.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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