Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
accomplished twins. life is a go
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
