there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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