i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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