I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wanna passion pit in your ass
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
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wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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