do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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