apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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