You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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Found your dick twin last night
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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