I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird